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HeidiFeb 17, 20211 min readBachelor Week 5: Poetic JusticeThis episode was so terrible that I dashed down a few thoughts, and then never got around to turning it into a blog. The girls were so...
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HeidiJan 20, 20215 min readBachelor Week 3: Threw Him on His Back and Beeped His BeepRose Ceremony Our last episode ended on a cliffhanger, with breakout star Sarah about to faint at the rose ceremony. That cliff ended up...
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HeidiJan 4, 20214 min readBachelor Week 1: Shower Jesus, Bless This PostI will admit that I'm going into this biased against Matt because there were many, many pictures of Matt partying during COVID back in...
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